Now That We're Men

SpongeBob & Patrick:

Now that we're men,

We can do anything!

Now that we're men,

We are invicible!

Now that we're men,

We'll go to Shell City,

Get the crown,

Save the town

And Mr. Krabs!

Now that we're men...

SpongeBob:

We have facial hair!

SpongeBob & Patrick:

Now that we're men...

Patrick:

I changed my underwear!

SpongeBob & Patrick:

Now that we're men,

We've got a manly flair,

We got the stuff,

We're tough enough

To save the day!

We never had a chance when we were kids

(NO! NO! NO!)

But take a look at what the mermaid did!

(HA! HA! HA!)

SpongeBob:

[album only]

Patrick, time for some slappy.

[SpongeBob and Patrick start slapping themselves repeatedly to communicate with the monsters.]

Patrick:

Uh-huh!....Uh-huh!

SpongeBob:

Oh, yeah!

Patrick:

Yeah, go, SpongeBob!

[SpongeBob and Patrick stop slapping.]

Monsters:

You Better Swim

I got no reason to be paranoid What's on the hook that's what I avoid I was born underwater without a sound With my friends in the drink and the sea all around
You better swim Baby, you better swim You better swim like a tigershark Or I'm gonna do you in
I'm sorry when I'm told that I'm black and I'm white Sometimes I'll be wrong, sometimes I'll be right I'm higher than a seal, and I'm bad to the bone You go looking for trouble, but you come alone
You better swim Baby, you better swim You better swim like a tigershark Or I'm gonna do you in
Come on spongey!
I see them come, and I see them go I see big things and big people that nobody knows I'm talking at pictures and I'm paintin 'em black I'm telling you, fish-face, you ain't never coming back
You better swim Baby, you better swim You better swim like a tigershark Or I'm gonna do you in Yeah

When Worlds Collide

(Robot) When worlds collide...
You can run...
(Cavey) ...But no can hide!
(Robot) When worlds collide
You'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died
When worlds collide
Hold my hand and I'll be your guide
When worlds collide
Buckle...buckle...
Buckle up for the sweetest ride
And prepare to have your mind blown wide
When worlds collide
(Cavey) When worlds collide it's a curious thing
Bet you've never heard a robot and a caveman sing
In his metal chest are some working parts
How is that different from by beating heart?
(Robot) I'm from the future...
(Cavey) ...And I'm from the past
(Robot) But that don't mean this friendship wasn't built to last
(Cavey) He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave
So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave!
(Robot) You...you...you can run...
(Cavey) But no can hide!
(Robot) When...when worlds collide

You're Old

You're old. (You're old)

Groaning like a geyzer,

Feel yourself a-cracklin'

Like an old hasbund,

Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins

'Cause you're old.

(Parts only on the yellow album) (Instrumental break)

You're old. (You're old)

A wheezing de-craka whimbag,

Fairly, once, and mostly,

You've got jelly rolls.

Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Man, you're old.

(You're old)

You're old.

All You Need is Friendship

       You don't need a plane to fly.
       Plastic wings may make you cry.
      Kites are made for windy days.
      Lawn chair with balloons, fly away!
      Inflatable pants, you may as well scoot!
      If you want to fly, all you need...
      (speaking) is friendship Yeah.

He's Flying

I'm flying!

I'm flying!

He's flying!

He's flying!

He's really really flying!

They laughed, they scoffed,

Before I had liftoff.

But, now he's flying!

He's flying high in the sky!

I'd love to stay around to say 'I told you so,'

But it's off to jellyfish fields I go!

Roads and streets are not for me!

Help! Please help!

My snail is up a tree!

I've had her since I was a little girl,

But now it looks like the end of her world.

Mrs. Puff: NO!!!

SpongeBob: Gotcha! Next time, try the elevator.

Mrs. Puff: Thank you, birdman!

I have never felt so free!

High in the sky is the place for me!

Helping friends from up above

These are the things that I love!

I'll help Mr. Krabs reclaim his dime,

Mr. Krabs: I'm Rich!

And I'll save Patrick from this mime!

Patrick: Thanks, buddy!

Even Plankton needs some help

When he gets tangled in the ke-e-e-e-elp!

Plankton: Please put me down.

If Only I Could Join You

If only I could join you there in the air

Floating free without a care

I wish I could fly

And see things with a different eye

I could fly

So very high

And touch the sky

And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly...

Striped Sweater

The best time to wear a striped sweater

Is all the time

One with a collar turtleneck

That's the kind

'Cause when you're wearing

That one...Special...Sweater..

This Grill is Not a Home

SpongeBob: A stove is a stove, no matter where you go,

Mr. Krabs: A patty is a patty, that's what I say,

SpongeBob: A grill is a grill, this is surely soooo....

Mr. Krabs: And fries should be fries either way,

SpongeBob: But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove I know,

Mr. Krabs: I would trade it all away if you'd come back to stay,

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: This kitchen's not the same without you,

Mr. Krabs: It's just a greasy spoon,

SpongeBob: (Just a greasy spoon),

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Without you! .

Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman

Hey, mean Mr. Bossman,

I'm a-quittin' this here job.

You've been outside gettin' tan

An' I've been gettin' robbed.

My life is worth so much more

Than a dollar an' ten an hour,

Wakin' up 'bout a quarter to four

An' I'm startin' ta turn sour.

So, hey, mean Mr. Bossman,

I'm a-quittin' this here job.

I'm sick of eatin' old bran

An' livin' like a slob.

You got me livin' like a slob.

So Long, Bikini Bottom

So long Bikini Bottom,

I can't leave without a goodbye.

But please don't think bad of me,

If'n I start to cry.

So Long Bikini Bottom,

There's so many thing's I'll miss.

From your smoggy, crowded city

To your stingin' jellyfish

This town is filled with many things

That I've come to love.

From the birds that fly upon the ground

To the flowers up above.

Farewell Bikini Bottom

Now, I really hate to go.

But the things I'll miss the most of all

Are the friends I've come to know.

The King is Bad

(Squidly singing solo)
Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
how you are the greatest at everything,
like letting a dragon burn down our city,
a horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
'twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.

You were bad, you are to blame,
now hang your kingly head in shame,
la, la. la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

(Spongebob and Patrick join in the song)


The king is bad, the king's to blame,
he hangs his kingly head in shame,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

The Very First Christmas

SpongeBob and Patrick: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday!

Not your normal average everyday!

Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.

SpongeBob, Patrick why'd you do this to me?

SpongeBob and Patrick: The world feels like it's in loverly!

Squidward: Go away before I harm you bodily!

SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

SpongeBob and Patrick: There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow!

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?

Squidward: What? Who? Me? Would you look at the time, I should go!

Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly.

Mr. Krabs: Here's a special something to you from me.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Even all the trash at Christmas it smells so sweetly!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

Spongebob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

SpongeBob: (reaching Squidward's house) La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Squidward: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?

SpongeBob and Patrick: Step outside, we've got something for you to see.

Squidward: SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately!

SpongeBob and Patrick: Chestnuts roast and burns in the third degree.

Bikini Bottomites: Tonight, things are as good as they seen to be!

Patrick: A star on top will complete all the scenery.

Everyone: This Christmas feels like

Everyone: The very first Christmas to me

Mr. Krabs in falsetto: Very first Christmas to me

(repeat twice)

That's What Friends Do

A friend is a friend,

'til the end of the end.

That's forever and a day.

Stay by your side.

Won't hear me say goodbye,

come what may.

Cause that's what friends do.

That's what friends do.

Cause that's what friends do.

That's what friends do.

Cause that's what friends do.

That's what friends do.

Cause that's what friends doooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sweet Victory

The winner takes all

It's the thrill of one more kill

The last one to fall

Will never sacrifice their will

Don't ever look back

On the world closing in

Be on the attack

With your wings on the wind

Oh, the games will begin


And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory (Yeah!)

And it's ours for the taking

It's ours for the fight

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory (Yeah!)

And the one who's last to fall

The winner takes all


You don't win no silver

You only lose the gold

You push with a fever

For your time keeps tolling on

Against all the odds

Against all your pain

Your back's on the wall

With no one to blame

Wild hearts won't be tamed


And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory (Oh)

It's ours for the taking

It's ours for the fight

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory

And the one who's last to fall

The winner takes all... TAKE IT!


And the one who's last to fall, ah

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory(Yeah!)

It's ours for the taking

And it's ours for the fight

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory (Yeah!)

And the one who's last to fall

The winner takes all

Loop The Loop

    Want to learn how to tie your shoe?

    It's a very easy thing to do.

    Sit on down and I'll give you the scoop.

    What's that?

    It's called a loop-de-loop!

    You take a lace in each hand.

    You go over and under again.

    You make a loop de loop and pull,

    And your shoes are looking cool.

    Let's repeat it again,

    You go over and back,

    Left to right,

    Loop de loop

    And you pullin' 'em tight!

    Like bunny ears

    Or a Christmas bow.

    Lace 'em up

    And you're ready to go!

    You make a loop de loop and pull,

    And your shoes are looking cool.

    You make a loop de loop and pull,

    And your shoes are looking cool.

Texas Songs

    Wish I was back in Texas,

    The oceans no place for a squirrel.

    Wish I was in Texas,

    Prettiest place in the world, oh no.

    I guess that deep in my heart,

    I'll always be a Texas Girl.

    I wanna go hooommme hooommmmmme hommme oh oh

    Yoldle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, a lay-ee, a lay-ee.

    I wanna wake up in Texas

    I miss those wide open skies.

    I miss my 20 acres, bar-b-ques,

    And pecan pies, oh why?

    When I'm so far from you, Texas, all I can do is cry.

    I wanna go ho-oome,

    Ho-oome,

    I wanna go ho-ome!

Doing The Spongebobs

    All right you inverte-brats! I'm gonna teach you how to do the Sponge!

    Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air

    And then you take the other one and jam it right up there

    You twist yourself around

    And give a great big lunge

    Now you're doing the Sponge

    Do the Sponge, Sponge

    Do the Sponge

    Bet your buns you're doing the Sponge.

    Well, now, if you take your leg...

    And you stick it in the air...

    And-a then you take the other one...

    And you jam it right up...there...

    You twist yourself around...

    And you do a great big...lunge

    Now you're doing

    Yeah, now you're doing the Sponge

    All right, now, yeah, a-do the Sponge, Sponge

    A-do the Sponge

    Before you know, you're taking the plunge

    I said the Sponge, Sponge

    A-do the Sponge

    Bet your buns you're doing the Sponge.

    Yeah, bet your buns you're doing the Sponge.

    Aw, yeah, well, you're doing the Sponge.

    Oh! I said, the Sponge, Sponge!

    Yeah, do the Sponge!

    Yeah, do the Sponge, Sponge!

    Well, do the Sponge!

    A-do the Sponge a-do the Sponge

    Ah-oh Ho!

    A-do the sponge!

    Oh Oh Oh!

    Oh! The Sponge!

    The Sponge! Oh do the Sponge!!

    Yeah, you're doing the Sponge!!!

    A-do the Sponge!

FUN Songs

    F is for friends who do stuff together;

    '''''''U is for you and me,

    N is for anywhere and anytime at all,

    Clams: Down here in the deep blue sea!

    Plankton:F is for fire that burns down the whole town,

    U is for uranium bombs!

    N is for no survivors when you-,

    SpongeBob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this! F is for friends who do stuff -

    Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic!

    SpongeBob: Here, let me help you! F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me, Try it! Plankton: N is for anywhere and anytime at all,

    Clams Again: Down here in the deep blue sea!

    Plankton: Wait...I don't understand this...I feel all tingly inside...should we stop?

    SpongeBob: No! That's not how you're supposed to feel!

    Plankton: Well I like it! LET"S DO IT AGAIN! 'SpongeBob:'OKAY!!

    '''SpongeBob &' Plankton: '''F is for frolic through all the flowers :

    U is for ukulele,

    N is for nose-picking, chewing gum, and sand-licking Here with my best buddy!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha '''ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ripped Pants

  

  I thought that I had everybody on my side,


    But I went and blew it, all sky high.


    And now she won't even spare a passing glance,


    All just because I ripped my pants.


    When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,


    SpongeBob turned into a clown.


    And no girl ever wants to dance,


    With a fool who went and ripped his pants.


    I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,


    But the pain feels so much worse.


    'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun,


    Than a burn from the sun, or sand in 'yo buns.


    Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget, 


    So listen and you won't regret. 


    Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance 


    And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants.