Ripped Pants

  

  I thought that I had everybody on my side,


    But I went and blew it, all sky high.


    And now she won't even spare a passing glance,


    All just because I ripped my pants.


    When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,


    SpongeBob turned into a clown.


    And no girl ever wants to dance,


    With a fool who went and ripped his pants.


    I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,


    But the pain feels so much worse.


    'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun,


    Than a burn from the sun, or sand in 'yo buns.


    Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget, 


    So listen and you won't regret. 


    Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance 


    And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants.